Thursday, October 3, 2013
Monday, September 30, 2013
Checking In! (Yellow -- Casa Blanca Motel)
Check twice when placing your bet,
One guess is all that you get.
In desperate need of a fright,
Thought we'd spend the night!
Saturday, September 28, 2013
Most Clever Team Name
All contenders are in, 'twas hard to decide.
We loved the team spirit and Wanda Witch pride!
Between the two witches, a grand debate ensued,
They brooded and argued, discussed and then stewed,
But one clever name took them by surprise,
The Candy Coroners have won this coveted prize!
A 30-second head start to help on their race,
Congrats Candy Coroners - you're now in first place!
Response from Orange:
Thank you dear witches for honoring our name
we are giddy with twitches and in awe of your fame.
Our scalpels are ready, we won't disappoint,
The Candy Coroners are STOKED to spook up this joint!
We loved the team spirit and Wanda Witch pride!
Between the two witches, a grand debate ensued,
They brooded and argued, discussed and then stewed,
But one clever name took them by surprise,
The Candy Coroners have won this coveted prize!
A 30-second head start to help on their race,
Congrats Candy Coroners - you're now in first place!
Response from Orange:
Thank you dear witches for honoring our name
we are giddy with twitches and in awe of your fame.
Our scalpels are ready, we won't disappoint,
The Candy Coroners are STOKED to spook up this joint!
Candy Anyone? (Costco -- Green Team)
Check twice before placing your bet,
One guess is all that you get.
Stocking up for our favorite season
But do we really need a reason?
Friday, September 27, 2013
Updates 9/27
Rule change for "Where's Wanda" pictures:
Check with your team before placing your bet,
From here on, one guess is all that you get.
Scarlet Fever -- 10 second head start (Hogwarts)
Maroney, Julie Smith, Simpson
The Candy Coroners - 50 second head start (Team Name, Rudy's)
Brande, Haymond, Jamie Smith, Jensen
Dear Wanda and Hilda,
We figure it's time we seriously get in this game,
For the orange team now has a name!
The Candy Coroners we shall be. . .
We've got team spirit, you will see!!
With much love,
The Candy Coroners
The Yellow Mother Truckers -- 40 second head start (Lowe's, Casa Blanca, McD's, DSW)
Myers, Duclos, Ashton
Watch out fellow competitors,
Myers, Duclos, Ashton
Watch out fellow competitors,
for we yellow mutha truckers are your biggest predators.
We rule the road and thus will win this race,
we'll try to use our manners and not rub it in your face.
Wanda, Hilda, your beauty and grace make you rulers supreme,
Make way all you playa's for the winning team!
Gruesome Green Guerillas -- 10 second head start (Costco)
Christensen, Fagrell, Mike and Dustin
Dearest Wanda and Hilda --
Thank you for allowing us to play your night of tricks once again. We are honored to be granted the color Green and feel we will represent it well. We have chosen the name "Gruesome Green Guerillas" to represent us and hope this pleases you both.
Your faithful servants,
"Gruesome Green Guerillas"
Christensen, Fagrell, Mike and Dustin
Dearest Wanda and Hilda --
Thank you for allowing us to play your night of tricks once again. We are honored to be granted the color Green and feel we will represent it well. We have chosen the name "Gruesome Green Guerillas" to represent us and hope this pleases you both.
Your faithful servants,
"Gruesome Green Guerillas"
Blue LaGHOULS
Munroe, Farnsworth, Schouten
Wanda and Hilda,
We come from the depths of the sea
The best team we shall be
We want to play your little game
And surely hope it's not lame
For coming to land
Can be very boring and bland
But we are putting our faith in you
And hope you find us fitting too
For any bonuses we pay with our sea jewels
Sincerely yours, the Blue LaGhouls
Wanda and Hilda,
We come from the depths of the sea
The best team we shall be
We want to play your little game
And surely hope it's not lame
For coming to land
Can be very boring and bland
But we are putting our faith in you
And hope you find us fitting too
For any bonuses we pay with our sea jewels
Sincerely yours, the Blue LaGhouls
Black Eyed Peas
McKeown, Bradley, McWhorter, Conover
WHITEY TIGHTIES
Sager, Larsen, Rogers, Fish
Yellow Team has something to say to the rest of you:
Watch out fellow competitors,
Let the trash talking and rivalry begin!!
Wanda and Hilda
For we yellow mutha truckers are your biggest predators.
We rule the road and thus will win this race,
we'll try to use our manners and not rub it in your face.
Wanda, Hilda, your beauty and grace make you rulers supreme,
Make way all you playa's for the winning team!
We love a team that's ready to win,Let the trash talking and rivalry begin!!
Wanda and Hilda
Orange Team Reporting!
Dear Wanda and Hilda,
We figure it's time we seriously get in this game
For the orange team now has a name!
The Candy Coroners we shall be...
We've got team spirit, you will see!!
With much love, The Candy Coroners
It's true, having a team name is vital,
And we absolutely love your title!!
Spookily Yours, Wanda and Hilda
We figure it's time we seriously get in this game
For the orange team now has a name!
The Candy Coroners we shall be...
We've got team spirit, you will see!!
With much love, The Candy Coroners
It's true, having a team name is vital,
And we absolutely love your title!!
Spookily Yours, Wanda and Hilda
Thursday, September 26, 2013
Wednesday, September 25, 2013
Another team name
Dearest Wanda & Hilda -
Thank you for allowing us to play your night of tricks once again. We are honored to be granted the color Green and feel we will represent it well. We have chosen the name"Gruesome Green Guerillas" to represent us and hope this pleases you both.
Your faithful servants,
Christiansens, Fagrells, Husbands
"Gruesome Green Guerillas"
Dearest Gruesome Green Guerillas,
It is always a pleasure to have you as guests,
We wish the guerillas the very best!
Love, Wanda & Hilda
Thank you for allowing us to play your night of tricks once again. We are honored to be granted the color Green and feel we will represent it well. We have chosen the name"Gruesome Green Guerillas" to represent us and hope this pleases you both.
Your faithful servants,
Christiansens, Fagrells, Husbands
"Gruesome Green Guerillas"
Dearest Gruesome Green Guerillas,
It is always a pleasure to have you as guests,
We wish the guerillas the very best!
Love, Wanda & Hilda
Tuesday, September 24, 2013
Friday, September 20, 2013
Teams for 2013 (and more instructions)
Scarlet Fever -- 10 second head start
Maroney
Maroney
Julie Smith
Simpson
The Candy Coroners
Brande
Haymond
Simpson
The Candy Coroners
Brande
Haymond
Jamie Smith
Jensen
Yellow Mutha Truckers-- 10 second head start
Myers
Duclos
Ashton
Gruesome Green Guerillas
Christensen
Fagrell
Husbands
Husbands
Blue LaGHOULS
Munroe
Farnsworth
Farnsworth
Schouten
Black Eyed Peas
McKeown
Bradley
McWhorter
Conover
Conover
WHITE
Sager
Larsen
Rogers
Fish
Now that you know who’s on your team,
It's time to reveal your part in this scheme!
Before your team can compete,
Here’s some things you must complete.
The first requirement in our game,
You must invent a clever team name.
You’ll need the best label you can manage,
To be rewarded with time advantage.
We hope your team goes the extra mile,
With creative costumes, dressed up in style!
This year we're switching up the clues
And leaving one of them up to YOU!
Each team will pick a spot they think best,
For a place among our mysterious quest.
Write it in rhyme like the witches do,
Then secretly e-mail your spooky clue.
The favorite will appear on that night’s scurry,
Proving a way to help your team hurry.
Whose clue we pick, you won't know,
Until off on our Halloween journey we go.
We witches are a mischievous pair,
We’re hiding places - can you guess where?
We’ll post pictures to give you a clue.
Checking the blog, that’s up to you.
After each new adventure’s release,
First comment wins ten seconds apiece.
With riddles posted thrice a week,
Fail to guess, your future is bleak.
Finally, just one more small request,
Please bring a dish that you like best.
Sweet, savory, light or hearty,
We're having a potluck after-party!
Competition begins October Nineteen,
With a little pre-game- more ‘seconds’ to glean.
Show up that night at Hilda’s address,
Full of Halloween knowledge, ready to impress.
For a prize so gruesome; it makes grown men weep,
Come in first and it's your to keep!!
Due dates:
Team Name: Friday, September 27th
Clue: Friday, October 4th
Recommended reading: www.wandawitchaz.blogspot.com
Now that you know who’s on your team,
It's time to reveal your part in this scheme!
Before your team can compete,
Here’s some things you must complete.
The first requirement in our game,
You must invent a clever team name.
You’ll need the best label you can manage,
To be rewarded with time advantage.
We hope your team goes the extra mile,
With creative costumes, dressed up in style!
This year we're switching up the clues
And leaving one of them up to YOU!
Each team will pick a spot they think best,
For a place among our mysterious quest.
Write it in rhyme like the witches do,
Then secretly e-mail your spooky clue.
The favorite will appear on that night’s scurry,
Proving a way to help your team hurry.
Whose clue we pick, you won't know,
Until off on our Halloween journey we go.
We witches are a mischievous pair,
We’re hiding places - can you guess where?
We’ll post pictures to give you a clue.
Checking the blog, that’s up to you.
After each new adventure’s release,
First comment wins ten seconds apiece.
With riddles posted thrice a week,
Fail to guess, your future is bleak.
Finally, just one more small request,
Please bring a dish that you like best.
Sweet, savory, light or hearty,
We're having a potluck after-party!
Competition begins October Nineteen,
With a little pre-game- more ‘seconds’ to glean.
Show up that night at Hilda’s address,
Full of Halloween knowledge, ready to impress.
For a prize so gruesome; it makes grown men weep,
Come in first and it's your to keep!!
Due dates:
Team Name: Friday, September 27th
Clue: Friday, October 4th
Recommended reading: www.wandawitchaz.blogspot.com
Saturday, September 14, 2013
Wanda Witch 2013
Wanda and Hilda are back for our fourth yearly game,
Hunting and hiking through howling wind and rain.
We found hiding spots among caverns, lights and dirt,
Then riddled and rhymed 'til our witchy brains hurt.
Hunting and hiking through howling wind and rain.
We found hiding spots among caverns, lights and dirt,
Then riddled and rhymed 'til our witchy brains hurt.
But now it's time to share some of our fun with all of you,
As we prepare to announce the members of each crew.
With challenges and puzzles straight through till the end,
Are you ready for the race that makes foe out of friend?
Sunday, October 16, 2011
The Teams
The WINNERS -- The Gimp O'Lanterns!
1st team to arrive, Most delicious Dish, 1st to discover location
2nd place -- The Wicked White Trash of the West
3rd to arrive, Best Team Name, Best Team Uniform
3rd Place -- The Ghastly Green Goblins
2nd to Arrive, 1st to Name Team, Most Excited about Winning a Prize and Most Helpful Team
The Red Devils
The Would-Have-Won-If-They-Didn't-Overthink-the-Last-Clue Team
Purple Rain
Runner's Up in the Best Costume Department!
The Golden Ghouls
Most Creative and Creepiest Dish Winners and also the Bribe that Required the Most Effort
(Sam brought us a Kitty Katrina cake from my favorite place in UTAH!)
The Bribes
When we said bribes, we meant something small
We weren't expecting this grandeur at all!
We certainly don't feel at all deserving;
All your spoiling was kind of unnerving.
You truly must know us too well
All your gifts really rang our bell.
You truly must know us too well
All your gifts really rang our bell.
For sharing your crafty and culinary arts
We thank you from the bottom of our hearts!!
Wicked White Trash of the West stayed true to their name!
Red Devils left us a bag full of goodies -- Oreo Bark, necklaces and a cute Halloween Decorations
And WOWed us with their chocolatiering skills!
Red Devils left us a bag full of goodies -- Oreo Bark, necklaces and a cute Halloween Decorations
And WOWed us with their chocolatiering skills!
Purple Rain made us a cute craft and yummy snickerdoolde blondies
The Gimp O'Lanterns brought Orange Rolls and lots of other goodies to sweeten the pot.
The Ghastly Green Goblins know a Pizookie is the way to a Witch's heart.
The Golden Ghouls brought in my favorite cake all the way from Utah! Although, the poor Kitty Cat in the picture did not have such a happy ending.
The Clues
Each location
Superstition Road
Shappel's Alfalfa Farm:
There's a legend told around Chandler Stake
That makes even grown men shiver and shake.
In a forsaken alfalfa field, among the rows
A lost Nut Farmer wanders, the story goes.
While he was out on a fun Halloween race,
Ghosts and goblins laid siege to his place.
Now he's forced to search high and low
To find a white pillar, all aglow.
While important to him, this pillar is vital to
you
For buried beneath it, you'll find you next clue
Just before Lindsay heading East on Germann
Find the Southern house to continue this game.
A flag let's you know you're in the right spot
To begin your search of the Western Lot.
Up and down the fields you'll wander
But make sure it's not your lead you squander.
250 feet is the span between each mound
Just one out, your team's pipe can be found.
Find the color _(team color)_ round the column
Then dig low into ground most solemn.
Make sure it's your color at the top
And don't dig anywhere with a crop.
"Make haste" the Nut Farmer implores,
"I fear lest my fate become yours."
Parking Garage on Rome (by Costco):
Last year's party made us too tired to haunt,
So Wanda and Hilda took a little jaunt.
While enjoy una margarita at a pizzeria
We came up with this clever idea!
We'd hide a clue reminiscent of vacation;
And driving down Pecos we found our location.
There happens to be un parcheggio out
that way;
At a place "non fu fatta in un giorno," they say.
At a place "non fu fatta in un giorno," they say.
Looking up and around and around,
By the tromba delle scale, your clue
will be found.
Stepping lightly, between four and five,
Grab the clue and rush to get out alive!
DUMP PARK (frisbee park):
There's a park built on land reclaimed;
A walk with a view, or so it is named.
A slithery serpent guards the path
Drive safely so not to incur her wrath.
While children might run around by day
At night, trolls and goblins come to play.
For this is where they make their home;
Where ghosts and flying saucers roam.
The creatures each claim different holes
And at an oddly eerie number live the trolls.
Unlucky or not, it's up for you to decide
But near by is where all the clues hide.
Those wicked trolls have a mean streak
And they hid the ingredients you seek.
Go ahead and search where you please,
But remember where trolls feel at ease.
Superstition Road
A
black cat walks t'ward you, breath a sigh of relief,
Surely
defined as an irrational belief.
Break a
mirror and have seven years bad luck,
A bird in
the house means someone's soon struck.
The next
location without debate,
Is a
street where these fears culminate.
Next to
Higley you'll start your trail,
Past the
houses and signs of a rail.
Just
before the road curves around,
A clue is
burried 'hind a heaping mound
Lowe’s
Chainsaw Clue
Though
living here requires Lonestar Pride,
With
cannabals loose, there's nowhere to hide.
Try to
escape, flesh makes them drool,
Look LOW
for their weapon
Don't
choose the wrong TOOL.
Hurry to
find this next location,
'Fore the
hungry give in to temptation.
Look as
far East as boundaries provide,
Inside
the warehouse that is implied.
Bus Stop in Downtown Chandler
A place
to wait, but not be late.
Be sure
to arrive 'fore a quarter past eight.
One
hundred fifty, then add a six.
Which one
is it Wanda predicts?
The
desired direction written in here,
Right
lighting required for it to appear
FINISH LINE
A witchy
brew is being stewed,
Where
your journey's 'bout to conclude.
At a new
place we'll meet,
For first
place you will compete.
A certain
type of association,
That's
really great at fees and taxation.
This
one's name involves singing stars,
Taylor
Swift and Honkey Tonk Bars.
But
remember "a new place we'll meet,"
In the
Shadows, your journey's complete.
Remember
the number Thirty-One Forty-Nine,
Though
you won't find Miss Patsy Cline.
A man by
the name of Mister Bing Crosby,
Sang of
our street in "Christmas in Killarney."
Wednesday, October 12, 2011
Team Standings
Just four days until the challenge begins
Which will be the team that wins??
Gimp O'Lanterns -- 4 points
Ghastly Green Goblins -- 3 points
Red Devils -- 2 points
Wicked White Trash of the West -- 2 points
Purple Rain -- 2 points
Golden Ghouls
Ghastly Green Goblins -- 3 points
Red Devils -- 2 points
Wicked White Trash of the West -- 2 points
Purple Rain -- 2 points
Golden Ghouls
Monday, October 10, 2011
Address Clues
NUMBER:
First a number is what you will need
This equations will let you proceed.
To make sure you're on the right course,
You'll need to know the poem and its source
The stanzas echo one word again and again
Find it, count it, square it and then . . .
Add it to the year the poet "fed the fishes"
Plus the year when he joined the militias.
DIRECTION:
Next a direction, which way will it be?
Don't trust Broadway if you want to succeed.
In a novel that each Witch knows by heart
Maguire explains the root of Elphaba's dark art.
In the pages, three witches are plotting and cackling
But sadly, the direction you need seems to be lacking.
STREET NAME
This street pays homage to a famous Princess
Whose kidnapping caused Etheria great distress.
When just a babe, she was stolen by the evil Horde
Her brother too young to wield his mighty Sword.
Prince Adam, her twin, went on to great fame
Though you might not know him by his true name
First a number is what you will need
This equations will let you proceed.
To make sure you're on the right course,
You'll need to know the poem and its source
The stanzas echo one word again and again
Find it, count it, square it and then . . .
Add it to the year the poet "fed the fishes"
Plus the year when he joined the militias.
DIRECTION:
Next a direction, which way will it be?
Don't trust Broadway if you want to succeed.
In a novel that each Witch knows by heart
Maguire explains the root of Elphaba's dark art.
In the pages, three witches are plotting and cackling
But sadly, the direction you need seems to be lacking.
STREET NAME
This street pays homage to a famous Princess
Whose kidnapping caused Etheria great distress.
When just a babe, she was stolen by the evil Horde
Her brother too young to wield his mighty Sword.
Prince Adam, her twin, went on to great fame
Though you might not know him by his true name
Friday, October 7, 2011
Clue #1
CLUE #1 (of 4)
The answer will be a general type of landmark. E-mail us once you've figured it out and will send more clues for the actual address
Not too close, yet not far away
A deserted tower begins its decay.
In a poem so dark and dreary
Extolling each virtue eery,
a tortured soul proclaimed its curse
In haunting dipodic verse:
"In the silence of the night,
How we shiver with affright
At the melancholy menace of their tone!
For every sound that floats
From the rust within their throats
Is a groan."
To start the race, meet where it stands,
And here the peal from ghoulish hands.
But where exactly could it be?
That will be your mystery.
Solve our riddles and be in the know.
The address reveals where to go.
Tuesday, October 4, 2011
Starting Location
Are you wondering where we will meet?
Perhaps the address and name of a street?
After Friday you won't have to fret
For that's when you're first clue you will get.
Working with your team to ease your consternation
You'll solve our puzzle for a starting location.
We don't need anything too specific
Just a general landmark would be terrific!
Once we're assured you have the correct solution
We'll give you more clues to clear up confusion.
The second will reveal a number, and third a direction
Lastly, the street name and you've got the collection.
Put them together and what have you got?
The exact address of our beginning spot.
Perhaps the address and name of a street?
After Friday you won't have to fret
For that's when you're first clue you will get.
Working with your team to ease your consternation
You'll solve our puzzle for a starting location.
We don't need anything too specific
Just a general landmark would be terrific!
Once we're assured you have the correct solution
We'll give you more clues to clear up confusion.
The second will reveal a number, and third a direction
Lastly, the street name and you've got the collection.
Put them together and what have you got?
The exact address of our beginning spot.
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