If you thought we had forgotten our prank
You would be WRONG! We are here in full rank
We've heard there's an outbreak of a rash so severe
That the only cure is a quarantine to keep anyone from getting near
It's to keep you inside and not out and about
But that's ok, it's not so bad...you don't need to scream and shout
For this illness is definitely a special disease
It starts very small, you feel pretty at ease
But then you see one movie, then another...and then 4!
You just can't help it, it leaves you wanting more!
Then Esquire named her sexiest woman of the year
Guys, you all knew this, a great big "duh" is what we hear
Ladies, don't roll your eyes, saying that's just what guys do
Come on, girls, you know she's your girl crush too!
Our teams got a fever, and really the only cure
Is Scarlet Fever winning on Saturday, that is for sure!!
Lots and lots of love,
Team Scarlet Fever
The unfortunate souls left behind by the Yellow Mutha Truckers succumbed to the fever and were returned for proper burial.
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